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Thursday, 01 October 2009 11:46 |
Kimbo Slice's latest attempt to make a career in the octagon of the UFC might have been his last as he was pinned to the ground twice in two rounds and pummeled to the point that the referee had to stop the fight and award a technical knockout victory to Roy Nelson, ending Kimbo's journey in The Ultimate Fighter. Well, maybe not. At the end of last night's show, UFC owner Dana White teased that Kimbo might just have another chance if another fighter bows out or gets hurt, probably more in ord er to try and get us to watch Kimbo and his beard dominate the air time at the TUF house. But seriously, that Kimbo fight sort of sucked if you're a Kimbo fan. I personally wanted to see him go on and fight some more, but for the third time in his last three actual matches, Kimbo got rocked -- even though he somehow won that one against the guy with the ear. But now, Kimbo should really consider moving out and giving up his MMA career.
And you know we could supply him with a discount on his move out of the house. We might even be able to give him some fighting tips when we move him as he makes his way back to his hometown of Miami, FL, so that he doesn't get pinned to the ground and pounded like he did last night. And if you want to make a move, be sure to e-mail us
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to see how we can help you get the best move you've ever had. And if you want to see Kimbo's best move, don't watch last night's fight because we're quite sure it wasn't on display.
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:16 |
Stop the presses and pass the tissues -- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split up. Actually it happened last month and reports are saying that Justin was the one that broke up with her over the phone. Anonymous reports are indicating one of the main problems was that Jessica kept checking up on Justin wondering when the singer was going to b e bring "SexyBack". Oh yeah, we said it. Any reference we can make to one of JT's songs makes the day even greater. It make the bad times go "Dead And Gone" and if you don't believe that, "Cry Me A River". Want some more references? E-mail us
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and see if you can name more JT songs than we can. And if we don't answer it's probably because we're out trying to find the now-single and dangerous-to-download Jessica Biel. But don't worry abotu Justin -- the latest rumors have him dating Rihanna.
But if we do answer, go ahead and ask us about saving some money on your next move with Starving Students. Play your cards right and you'll be eligible for our Cram Session discount and if you're really lucky, we'll try and play some Justin Timberlake songs in our trucks while we're moving you. Because our movers are always 'N Sync. Yup, we said that, too.
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009 10:55 |
Washington Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson's name probably won't appear often in this space except when he has tattoos that are newsworthy all over his face and neck, which he did. A rumor floating around the office is claiming that he did it ju st to get on to the Starving Students blog, but that might be a stretch. But he did get some serious tattoos around his neck and some on his face, too, which seems really painful. Almost as painful as getting destroyed by Lebron James each year, but that doesn't stop the shooting guard from talking trash to King James each time they play. And for some reason the tattoo around DeShawn's neck resembles a five-dollar bill. Why a five dollar bill and not a ten or twenty or hundred? We have no idea.
But the $20 bill might be a better idea so DeShawn could look in the mirror and recall how much money he could save on his next move with Starving Students. If he were to take advantage of our Cram Session, he or you could save some money with Starving Students. Simply send us an e-mail
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to see how we can save you some money on your move. Whether or not you go out and get some tattoos like DeShawn is completely up to you.
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